A greasy bastard is one who lives with you but avoids you, is greasy as fuck and enjoys to suck the dick of his "cool" friends
A$aptvrd- what greasy bastard left this giant pizza box in the fridge with only one slice
Baraty- I think it was that greasy batard joe
Ell Dog Malone- yea the greasy bastard is at Benedictine chuggin' Schlong and just left it in the fridge
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Justin katerburg
Any child born out out of marriage. Not including Scandinavians.
Toowelloo: hey Justin! Stop compulsively lying about everything. You're a bastard child so it's understandable
Justin: no dude my dad was a pro snowboarder in the 80's
Tyrone: sure. Then he had to quit to deal with the bastard child that you are
Justin: sobs
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Used to represent a person who is trippin you out when your high on drugs
Oi you trippy bastard
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Namely, Alexander Schussler. Attends school at Rutgers Newark and loves to do anything with an orafice. Craves sex and food 24/7.
That horny bastard will spread his cock milk on any bitch with 2 legs!
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1.) When you take your moms car (usually automatic and front wheel drive) and drive in y our back yard on the lawn after your dad had spent hours mowing. You come to a stop at one end and put it in nuetral. You rev the motor loud and high and drop it into gear, you proceed to tear up the grass leaving long brown streaks of dirt and continue untill tire spinning stops, you then pull over and measure the marks by walking over them and counting your steps, you then compare it to last weeks.
Eric: You ready to do some bastard marks? My mom just left with my dad.
Alex: Aw hell ya!
Continuation:...
Corolla: BWaaAaaAAaaAAaaAAAAaaAAaa....
Eric: That was Awesome!!! 93 Feet!!!!
Alex: Thats 3 feet better then last week! YEA!!!!
Erics dad 3 hours later: What the fuck is that in the back yard?
Eric: Like those bastard marks?!?
Erics Dad: *shakes head in dissapointment*
Eric: Oh, you love it! * He then looks at his mom and pushes her* what!? What!? you want some? you want some? ya thats right, what you lookin at?
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an insult to a woman who is pregnant and does not know who the "bastard" in her belly belongs to because she is such a whore.
Sheila is a dirty whore, she's pregnant now and has no idea who the father is. She's just another bitch with a bastard belly.
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Child born with unwed parents or with a father that isn't mothers husband.
Martha had an affair with her co-worker and had a bastard child.
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