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To have once been awesome but now is nothing but lame and shares fake news
Sarah total Was Bill Nyeing me at the class reunion.
God mom stop Bill Nyeing up my Facebook feed !
Two identical Flowerpot men who came out of their flowerpots to play with their sunflower mate Weed in the garden when the gardener went for his dinner. Cause they were identical one of them would make a minor mishap and the viewers had to guess which one of them done it. Bill and Ben would eventually shit their selves and leg it back to their flowerpots when they heard the footsteps of the gardener. Bill and Ben also had their own unintelligible language called "oddle poddle". For example "flobado" meant "hello". This language was considered hugely popular and some obsessed fans even use it as their first lanuage, they find it very hard to make it through life.
Bill and Ben: "Flobadob, Ickle Weed" ("Hello, Little Weed")
Weed: "Weeeed" ("Weeeed")
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To place your face between two huge tits shake your head and blow, resulting in the famous Bill and Ben catch phrase "flobberdobberdobberdobber"
As I slowly encroached apon her hugh pendulous bussom I felt compelled to perform a Bill and Ben. I buried my face in the soft comfort of her breasts, blew hard and... "flobberdobberdobberdobber"
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The greatest color commentator in the history of Western Civilization
Bill Walton, after being asked about the Knicks point guard play in the NBA Finals: (Turns his head and looks directly into the camera, pauses)..."Charlie Ward sucks"
Walton: That has to be a foul.
Snapper Jones: Against who?
Walton: Against the game of basketball!
Walton: Greg Ostertag is one of the top centers on this planet
Walton: Balderdash, this is the playoffs!
Walton: Tracy McGrady is doing things we’ve never seen from anybody – from any planet!
Walton: And just a horrible pass from Walton (Luke Walton, his son)
Walton: That was the worst inbounds pass in the history of the Clippers organization.
Walton: Larry Johnson, who spent the last 48 hours railing against the world, what a pathetic performance by this sad human being. This is a disgrace to the game of basketball and to the NBA. He played like a disgrace tonight. And he deserved it.
Walton: Abbie Hoffman wasn't a fugitive from Justice, Justice was a fugitive from Abbie Hoffman.
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Brasky's got a toenail at the end of his penis.
He'd eat a homeless guy if you dared him to.
Brasky once drank a gallon of pure methane, woke up 6 months later and said "I prefere scotch"
I hate Bill Brasky, but damnit I respect him.
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Owns the company Microsoft, which makes and owns the rights to Windows, Explorer, Microsoft Office (Word, Excel, Outlook, FrontPage, Powerpoint etc. etc.). Therefore, incredibly profitable company in Seattle, as almost every business on the planet pays it a commission for using its software (excluding those in South East Asia, for example, where the copyright and patent treaties do not apply).
For general lust for power, in US historical terms, ranks far below the other earlier Robber Barons, like say J.P. Morgan, Rockefeller etc etc.
Bill Gates, the nerdy Robber Baron with a human face.
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An older man, constantly whining and complaining (to anyone who will listen) about his long-lost youth. Constantly hangs around with the younger crowd and observes with resentment. This phase often precedes or coincides with midlife crisis.
Note: It is best to avoid a bitter bill in social situations, especially when alcohol is added to the mix.
"I avoid going to bars during happy hour, because at that time of day, it's usually just a bunch of bitter bills looking for young tail."
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