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the character mystery burns from renightmare
dawg. mystery burns is kinda fine
Simliar to carpet burn, but happens more during hot summer days when your skin sticks to the chair. Causing friction/pain when you move
Liv: Maria why are you rubbing your ass?
Maria: Wft no, its my thighs, i got really bad chair burn in Science, it was so hot!
To move like your ass is one fire.
Was once a common phrase used by cowboys to mean riding at full speed.
The gang is looking to get some Qdoba.
Qdoba closes at 9:00. It's 8:30.
We're all too drunk to drive, Google maps tells us it's a 30 minute walk.
Me to the gang: "Shit, boys, let's burn the breeze."
We sprint to Qdoba.
Delicious.
Enough exercise to burn 1000 calories. If you are fat enough - it should take about an hour. It is used as justification for cake.
large marge: "ok, i will eat 3 pieces of cake now but this afternoon i plan to burn a K, so it's all good."
When you accidentally hurt your partner or yourself while trying to give them a cuddle !
Reaching in for a cuddle and bending back their hand or fingers.
Or scraping toenails against their skin.
Normally quite painful and ruins 'the moment' !
I am so sorry for giving you an affection burn, I didn't mean to hurt you.
A character from the classic television show M*A*S*H, Major Frank Burns was a roommate of Hawkeye and B.J (or Trapper depending on season). Burns was an extremely conservative and very G.I. Hawkeye and his roommate often played practical jokes on him and poked fun about his poor medical and surgical skills. Overall someone to be described as a Frank Burns is a hypocrite and a kiss ass rule follower.
Person 1: Man the assistant principal is such a Frank Burns
Person 2: Dude you're right we should prank him