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A male homosexual who is so well versed in the act of oral sex that he has attained the rank of captain.
50 Cent is such a cock captain. I wish he would give me head.
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A title attributed to a female who navigates through sexual intercourse with consistent and audible gusts of vaginal air.
A woman who queefs a lot
"Thanks for the ride, Captain Queef. What's on tv?"
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The superhero which results from the combination of Twin 1 and Twin 2, both redheads supreme.
Think of all the superheroes you can, imagine all their powers combined into one being, add redhair and a voice that has been known to make women swoon and you have Captain Redhead. He is 6'5" tall.
Captain Redhead has never actually been called forth because his mere presence on earth would cause all of female humanity to faint, which could result in major traffic accidents. Also his hair absorbs solar rays.
By your Twin powers combined, I am Captain Redhead!
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a perfect and valid reasonable excuse for any random acts caused by consumption of mass quantities of Captain Morgan.
this includes but not limited to, phone calls,text messages,strange photographs,breaking noses,the use of fireworks indoors,deciding that you should run for president, or sword fighting a ninja.
Usually followed by a phone call to your Dad or brother and then requesting someone to give you a bucket, but not necessarily in that particular order.
(phone ringing) dad answers "Hey this is Frank"
Yack : yo yo yo yo yooooooo!
Dad: Yo yo, its 3:30 in the am, what in tarnation do you want?
Yack: I just wanted to tell you that I LOVE MAN !!
Dad : Thanks ?
Yack: No, I mean I LOVE YOU MAN ! Really, I do!!
....... hold on... I think I need a bucket...
The next day
Dad: Damnit all Yack, what the hell was your problem last night?
Yack: CAPTAIN WAS HERE!!!!!
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a large green and yellow bong for use in Oregon only.
"woah, dude... captain zulu totally made me piss my pants!!!"
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The Canadian version of Captain America... he rides On a Moose and Shoots Hocky Pucks out of his hands... if he's feeling drained of energy he drinks Maple Syrup to replenish his abilities. his side kick is Dudley Do Right!!!
LOOK IN THE SKY ITS A FUCKIN' MOOSE!? OH... its just Captain Canuk and Bullwinkle with his trusty sidekick.. Dudley.. OOUUFF. (proceding to be hit in the nuts with a hockey puck.)
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Is when the male sex partner picks up the female, throws her like a boomerang shield and catches her with his penis on her return
The Captain America is my new favorite position.
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