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DJ Squeegie

a disc jockey that is also employed as a window washer. typically plays repetitive house music, shuns drugs publicly yet indulges privately, and will find the most remote, reclusive living situation so that he can disappear from the face of the earth as soon as he discovers one of his exes has actually slept with another man, regardless of the time that has elapsed.

one who speaks incessantly without regard for the listener's need to get the FUCK off of the phone

hey man, are you going out tonight?

no, i have to stay home and facestalk my exes.

come on, dude, don't be a DJ Squeegie!

by dr evil. April 6, 2011


DJ-Dazzled

a homosexual man that plays mw2 while stroking his dog and drinking cans.

I saw DJ-Dazzled yesterday

by safffds July 16, 2010


DJ maniscalco

because i can and i dont give a shit about what u say who ever u r

by Anonymous August 24, 2003


Guest DJ

The female version of the popularized male masturbation technique, "The Stranger." Named this due to the motion the arm makes, especially while numb.

I heard she had a Guest DJ last night.

by Rickyisbored March 2, 2016


Being a DJ

Being an annoying ass nigga

Is Jacob being a dj rn?

by Jeivsthewrld March 6, 2022


DJ Redge

An old man who still thinks that old 50's music still rocks. Usually found in retirment homes sping the wheels of steel!

Someone who plays old tunes that were well last year........not whith it!!

"DJ Redge welcomes you to saturday night at the retirment home"

"..check out DJ Redge...that tune is well old!!"

by Edge August 8, 2003

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scumbag DJ

1. A washed up, played out DJ who is pissing and moaning on social media instead of being productive and making new music. Acts out his grudges by harassing innocent people.

2. Gives his girlfriend a concussion, brags about being a gangster. In reality is a paranoid coward.

3. Throws himself a 'just got out of jail' party.

4. Redlines every set.

5. Does drugs till he loses his mind.

"Get out your earplugs, here comes our local scumbag DJ."

"We're trying to keep the number of scumbag DJs to a minimum at this party."

by NotABigFan January 5, 2015