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The variety of English which primarily or only uses concise words or expressions.
Writers simplify and trim the dialogues in scripts so that in movies and television programs the actors speak Concise English. As far as I know, no dialogue has been intentionally written to be wordy.
Stabbing someone in response to something
Some guy tried grabbing me so I gave him an English welcome
A formal noun used for a male with abnormally extruded nipples and an incredibly girthy inverted micropenis. Massimo English's are known for attracting underage masculine girls and luring them back to their musty mancave to participate in sexual acts.
That stud over there is definitely a "MASSIMO ENGLISH"
Liverpool fans who do not support the England football team claiming they're Scouse and not not English
Jake: "Are you from England?"
Dan: "I am scouse not english"
The reverse of a blumpkin, where the man is stradling the toilet backwards like a cool teacher, ass sticking out, with his hard dick pissing inside the water - jet-streaming, while a woman eats his ass.
"Oh, you're having an english muffin for breakfast? That reminds me of yesterday when your mom gave me an english blumpkin."
The words you use in the morning while talking to strangers in gas stations, breakfast shops and coffee houses. While in your head, makes perfect sense. Audibly, It consists of various Broken English babble that makes no sense to anyone unless it is used in conjunction with hand signals.
Dude, your Morning English was so bad I thought you were speaking Alien.