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A stereotypical Yorkshire man who is intent on hiding his true heritage. Usually a bit of a prick, shit at fifa
Met this guy the other night saying he was Scottish, the guy was a proper English martin
An English sexual tradition in which a horny man captures a woman off the street, takes her into an alley way and cums into her nose, which she then inhales. She then returns the favour before they part ways.
Bruh 1: Dude, did you see that chick on the street the other day?
Bruh 2: Yeah, man she was such a hottie.
Bruh 1: Well I saw her again later that day and totally gave her the best English Milkshake of her life!
Bruh 2: Nice dude!
A person who tries to find meaning in the most minuscule things possible, sorry to break it to you, but the food choice in the first chapter of “of mice and men” means as much as evangelion
Although, some things are clear foreshadowing. take, for example the strawberry cake scene in part 5 of JOJOS BIZZARE adventure,
In it, Mista, who has tetraphobia, is mad that the group he’s in got 4 slices of cake, another person, abacchio, takes a slice
He’s the first to die
Another person, narancia, who is smarter than the average user of this cesspool of a site, says 16*55 is 28 (it’s actually 880 If you think for whatever reason that he’s right you absolute monkey-brained individual) to which, another person stabs him with a fork,
He dies by getting impaled by a portcullis (the gate thing on a castle)
Additionally, the fork stabbing person, was meant to betray them (he just leaves in the actual version)
Bro my English teacher was arrested for being the kingpin of a meth empire
The form of English that members of Anonymous use. Nobody can tell whether they are using it to try and be cryptic, or if they just have a collective lack of grammar.
Anonymous Gangsta: The legion will rise to not slay the the beast that doesn't exist! We will air the waves with fire and a storm will come to blow the dogs and cats away!
Friend: Can you translate that from Anonymous English?
Anonymous Gangsta: I pity the dog of the unwise who cannot see the truth behind the shallow lies of the tongue of the wicked.
Friend: ...Okay then...
A sarcastic way of saying you can’t speak English well.
Richard “I went and to see the movie yesterday.”
Vanessa “Great englishing.”
When you're having intercourse with a girl and you punch her in the back of the head and knock her out .
I was at the bar last night and picked up some girl we went home and had intercourse then i English wheeled her.