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when you are playing Fortnite and too focused to have sex so your gf or bf fucks you
I wanna fort you all nite
Her: "yes Papi"
Describing the teens at Forte Junior High, they're all headasses who always have to make drama and be jerks to people they don't even know or talk to. When someone complains about them, they immediately are insulted. When they could just stick to what they consider themselves, as people who "don't give a shit about what others think of them".
They also tend to care more about their football games, then just teaching school. Even the teachers are barely teaching, instead they let the students interrupt them with "Are you going to the game, Ms. ****!?"
And honestly, most of the 8th graders are the only realest kids. When the 7th graders think they're much better, they're worse. Most of the 8th graders there are super genuine and cool.
"Have you been to Forte Junior High? I heard it's lousy."
"Nah, only bitchasses attend FJH. Never."
When you're playing Fortnite and some jerkoff starts build-spamming and ends up A) trapping themselves in, or B) falling off.
Guy 1: "Alright guys, boutta get this win.
Guy 2: "What the fuck is that guy doing?"
Guy 1: "Free win, this guy's got a Fort Squidward going on. And there he goes."
*victory message*
without a doubt the best school anyone could ever go to. the teachers, staff, and students are amazing. everyone is there for each other no matter what. it is one big family. no other school can compare to this one. all the teachers actually care about you and how you’re feeling. they’ll sit down and help you one on one when you’re struggling. classes are small and there’s not a lot of students so it makes it easier for teachers get to know each and every student in a way that teachers at other schools cant. Hope High is like a second home.
Fort Zumwalt Hope High is an alternative school for struggling students.
A city that calls the police on a guy dressed like a chicken for making people of all ages laugh, while sending their kids to schools that cover up sex crimes and give those kids PTSD.
Did you hear about that city Fort Wayne? Yeah. They care about some crazy guy making peopke laugh, but knowingly send their kids to those that cover up sex crimes against kids, and give kids PTSD.
To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.
Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.