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A guy with a great barber skill and great tattoos he's so good at cutting hair
Damn I need to cut my hair
Go to Gary the barber he is very good
the last thing you hear before you die
Old Mr. Fuckface: "Wow, my day is sure going great!
Some lady from the apartment above him: "OH GARY OH FUCK MMMMMMMMMMGH"
Old Mr. Fuckface: *keels over and dies*
The thing your mar takes when she's on a low
Hey mum ,so I hear your back on the gary ablets now you fat slag
probably one of the hardest actors
from various 80's and early 90's classics, such as leathal weapon and point break.
"yo guy, don't make me go gary busey on your ass to get that money."
watch him shut the fuck up.
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The same as a Bloody Mary, but the waiter tea bags the drink before serving.
Waiter: How may I help you today?
Douche: I will have a Bloody Mary, and make it extra strong.
Waiter prior to serving Bloody Gary: This should do. (Tea Bags Douches drink).
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The hot blonde that resembles Carrie Underwood, but he's a dude!
-- Hey, check out the hot blonde in front of us, looks like Carrie Underwood... mmm
-- Idiot, that's a dude... More like Gary Underwood!
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