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a snow day.
John: Today we were given a gift from God.
Frances: Woo! get your wellies on!
A term used when someone gives you something that benefits them as much as, or more than it benefits you.
Monkey gift- When your husband gives you sexy lingerie.
The comparible idea to a Push Present, but for C-sections!
I have to be cut from gut to gill for this baby, he BETTER be getting me a gutting gift!
Give I a N one nitro gift on Dec. 10th!!
Ia ns nitro gift day Gift him!!
A low-income person who trundels a wheelbarrow all around town on Christmas morning and collects the lumps of coal that Santa left in the stockings of all the bratty youngsters, so that he can take it back home and burn it in his stove for heat.
As we all know, Santa is extremely careful about determining who's actually been naughty or nice ("He's makin' a list, and checkin' it twice"), and so quite a significant percentage of the children in any given area will probably receive high-grade anthracite as their Christmas present. A naughty-gift scavenger, therefore, should have little trouble filling up his 'barrow come Christmas Day, since most parents wouldn't want "that dirty black stuff" in their houses, anyway, and thus they would probably be all too happy to be rid of it; about the only families who would likely tell him no would be fellow-indigent folks who themselves would want to use said sooty lumps in their own furnaces.
v. When someone convinces someone else not to give you a gift, especially when you did, in fact, want a gift; similar to jock block
Your mom: Oh, he doesn't need a gift. Save your money, buy yourself something nice. He would want it.
Gifter: Ok, if you're sure...
You (quietly): Oh... I've been gift blocked...
October 30th is National give your boyfriend a gift day. No matter what on this day you have to show your love and affection by getting your boyfriend a gift.
“OMG it’s national give your boyfriend a gift day I need to go get him a gift!”