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Two guys that like tag team action.
Only dirty girls like the Jeff and Wayne.
you get jelly put it on someones stomach and you have to put toenails in it, chocolate, and the main thing jelly. then lick it all off and eat it
"hey last night i gave my nigga a jeff tombstone, man"
When a girl has a wild, mad look in her eyes like she really wants to barely suck Jeff's dick
Tiffany: *foams at the mouth*
Tiffany: *stares at Jeff with MAD jeff eyes*
Jacob: whoa holy shit that girl has a bad case of Jeff eyes
Jeff: wait I might actually get my dick barely sucked today. AWESOME.
A person who attempts to live a closeted homosexual lifestyle while being as flaming as possible.
Liberace was a well documented Jeff Chery, everyone always knew he was gay.
blind guitarist with a hell of a lot of talent...did a great blues rock version of "white room" by cream
Jeff Healey's solo on his "White Room" cover is kickass
God himself. Actor, director, and writer of various comedy and drama productions. This man is possibly the perfect human. Faster, smarter, stronger, short. He is on a spiritual and intellectual level so high. The few to come into contact with this elusive figure, are enlightened. They are taken to a level of “not being a shit actor” for a moment, before Jeff disappears into the shadows. His IMDB page probably had religious text or fashion tips, most likely related to banana republic, on it at some point. Although he is not known to most people his work is incredible. As an acting teacher, he goes above and beyond what’s expected. He is so incredible he actually has a cult made up of various enlightened individuals called “the falcon”. Jeff does not affiliate himself with this cult but he knows of it. Truly, a god among men.
Guy: who is that guy
Enlightened individual: THATS JEFF SWEARINGEN OH MY GOD
Jeff: please leave me alone