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Bling that only Jews wear ie; dog tag necklaces, star of David necklaces and bracelets, hamsa and evil eye jewelry. Notice that at bar and bat mitzvah's all the Jews are wearing their Jew bling. Why wear it on those nights of all other night? Well because it is essential in being a true Jew. Without Jew bling the only gangster thing we Jews have is our Jew fros!
Go to a Jewish day school and examine the necks and wrist of the students...what will you find? Jew bling!!
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A person who hides their jewish heritage to be accepted in society. Also known as a: Crypto Jew
Note: This can also be used by someone who wants to be jewish, but is afraid of rejection in society.
I could be considered a closet jew, because I want to be jewish, but I'm afraid of being rejected by my family and friends.
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One who snatches Jewish Folk and sells them for money on eBay or some other method such as the black market or BuyYourJew.com
The little Jew Snatcher took my Grandmother and sold her to a family in Indonesia!
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A competition to see who can be the cheapest or get the best deal on something.
I got this new TV at Walmart for 400 bucks!" "I bet I can get it cheaper on Amazon....how about a good 'ol jew off?
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The name given to someone who posts excessive amounts of pointless crap on Internet forums.
He went mad jew in our forum. We had to subsequently ban him.
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(Verb)
1.Literally humped by an individual of the Jewish faith.
2.Attacked from behind by someone in a video game generally killing them.
1.George Just Jew humped me!
2.(Halo 2)That n00b Jew humped me with a Laser sword!(instant kill)
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