Mac Lifestyle

the lifestyle of a typical person who owns a Mac. that person normally has a quite cushy lifestyle, goes to Starbucks at least once a day, and owns expensive brand name clothing. typically, that person sits at Starbucks with their Mac to look like they're so cool and they have money.

"Dude, my aunt has SUCH a Mac Lifestyle. 'Oh honey, how are you?! I've just been SO BUSY lately, working on my Mac, remembering to go to Starbucks, shopping for Manolo Blahniks, time has just flown by!'"

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mac dons

Another slang term for McDonald's.

Sally: Hey, what are you doin, you wanna go to my house and chill??
Bill: Nah, lets go to Mac Dons, I'm starvin.

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Mac & Cheese

Having comfort sex with an ex or friend.

Ex's Neighbor: Hi Matt, I see you where at Emily's last night?

Matt: Yes, I needed some Mac & Cheese.

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Mac Nerd

A nerd. thats not a real nerd because they use macintosh computers. so they are actualy slightly cooler than pc nerds. They go around café's bearing the apple logo on the back of their macbook/pro laptops, just to be different. They also find mac's sexy and masturbate over the computer not internet porn.

Mate. are you a mac nerd now, i saw you in café nero the other day with a macbook air.

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mac virus

A virus that affects all mac users and turns them into pussies

Jim just got the mac virus... now he's a fag

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big mac

the leading cause of obesity in the united states

(tune: camptown race)
you're going home in a body bag
doo da, doo da
you're going home in a body bag
oh de doo da day
one too many big macs
gave you a heart attack
you're going home in a body bag
oh de doo da day

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Mac Dev

Manufacturer of the Sonic Cyborg and Cyborg the best Markers.

Did you buy a Mac Dev cyborg yet?

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