ya mum

you mum is gay

"Your Mum Is Gay"

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hicko's mum

tom's extremely fit mother

wow hicko's mum is awesome

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your mum

your mum insults - nottingham style!! keeping it real - your mum keeps it real. It smells of fish in here - your mum smells of fish. Tell your mum I wont be coming round tonight because I am doing your gran. Later

I saw your mum walking down the road kicking a cardboard box, I said what you doing? She said - I is moving house, innit!?

I saw you mum walking down the road with a wok on her head and a wooden spoon in her hand, I said what you doing? - She said I is playing Robocop, innit!?

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Your Mum

A typical childish insult from teenagers 11-16. Sometimes, because they've got nothing else to say, or because they think it makes them look 'big'

E.G. 1:

Jenny: *Yawn*

Shane: You tired?

Jenny: Yeah.. a bit.

Shane: Well your mum wasn't tired in bed last night!

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E.G. 2:

Jenny: You're so childish!

Shane: No I'm not, you motherfucking whore.

Jenny: Prove it then, cuntfaced frog featured toadostical moronized mong penguin tatoo moose!!!!

Shane: ...Ok? Go fuck your mum, slut.

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millers mum

a slut, tart. Sells her body to little sex crazy teenagers

"y0 dude"
"what?"
"lets go fuk millers mum!"
"why?"
"shes only £2.50 for the whole night!"
"awsome!"

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ya mum

Tim's mother.

Tim, ya mum's a busty ho.
Eh?
I said YA MUM.
My mother? What about her?
I ripped her open.

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your mum

1. The woman who gave birth to you
2. Attempted insult,or come back, normally from a townie , normally pathetic, normally not very insulting, normally making little or no sense.

1.... explains itself doesn't it?
2.
A)Townie: Are you Jack Osbourne?
Me: No, my name's Chaz
Townie: Your Mum's Jack Osbourne!
B) <townie is standing in middle of path so people cant get past, cos he's such a badass>
Me: can you get out the way please?
Townie: <leaving quickly> your mum for men!

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