pube-safe

a home security system used to protect belonging,technology,or your own children.the system operates by plucking a pubic hair from a greasy white trash mans pubic area and is placed upon the object that is being defended,it is an extremely effetive system
pube-safe was first advertised on the comedy central show "important things with demetri martin" and is now used world wide,especially among american households.

aww,dude.no way im touching that!" "why not?"" theres a fucking pube on it!theyre using pube-safe!

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ginger pubes

When you have sex so hard and fast, that friction ignites your pubes setting them on fire.

Babe, the first 30 seconds was amazing. The 31st second was where it went all wrong, I got ginger pubes and had to dunk my ball in the sink.

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pube check

A check with pubic hairs taped or glued to it. Used to pay a bogus debt or for sore losers who lose a bet.

I sent in a nice hairy pube check today to pay that speeding ticket.

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Pube Goober

Semen caught in a tangle of pubic hair which has since dried and entered a gelatin like state.

i had to cut out like three pube goober with the kitchen scissors

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Wandering Pube

When a pube appears on an item that is in your possession. Most of the time its random but it can be plucked and placed with precision.

OMG your lollie bag has a "Wandering Pube" on it!!

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Pube Shave

When you shave your pubes in a girls mouth during intercourse

hey babe..wanna do the pube shave?
sure hunny

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YOUR PUBES

What Sweeney Todd shaves if you don't have a beard.

Customer: "Eh! - What're you doin'? What do you expect to shave down there?"

Sweeny: "YOUR PUBES"

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