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The greatest use of your time
Friend 1: have you seen Greg?
Friend 2: No, he said he got some new game called Elden Ring, I haven’t seen him all week
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When you jizz in someone's mouth and they attempt to blow a smoke ring either on purpose or accidentally (by coughing)
My girlfriend blew goo rings last night after i jizzed in her mouth!
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1. To void excrement from the bowels through the anus; have a bowel movement.
"Don't wait for me, I've got to go ring the bird!"
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That greasy feeling around your bun after a wet fart.
I think I need a quick wipe. Pretty sure I got a oil ring after that one.
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When the donner meat gets to the bottom of that thing that spins on the grill, it is taken off and sliced like a loaf of bread, the ring shaped slices of kebab meat are then covered in batter and deep freid in pig fat. Best served with chips, scraps and curry
Can i have a kebab ring special please
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A mystical super-food that is composed of typical taco fillings encased in a croissant crust, which is in the shape of a ring about 14" in diameter. Fillings may also include things such as corn or sliced peppers. Also known as Taco Ring.
Roommate 1: What are you thinking for dinner?
Roommate 2: I'm thinking T-Ring
Roommate 1: Goooooooodddd!!!
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the male version of an engagement ring.
She wasn't going to let him get away, so she totally popped the question and got him a mengagement ring.
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