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poof landing strip

A very nappy, coarse, and thick pubic strip right above the private area of men and/or women. Preferably women. Similar styles include: the hitler, the chewbacca, the slight trim, and the Brazilian wax.

guy: last night, I was gonna get with this 7.3, but when she ripped off her clothes, her giant poof landing strip popped out so I performed a dutch oven on her and told her to leave.

by hankypankydoingthestankylegg January 19, 2010

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Strip mining

The act of anal sex with a girl without a condom.

Although rugged and dangerous nothing compares to the raw feeling of strip mining a girl.

by Stealth penguin March 25, 2011

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strip search

The exhaustive "search" of your cash register receipt--a "strip" of paper-- that is performed by the Granny Gestapo when you attempt to exit a Wal-Mart store. This process is made more difficult because the Gestapo Associate usually has poor eyesight, and the items on the receipt are represented by unintelligibly abbreviated code names. In Wal-Mart's eyes, every honest shopper is a potential shoplifter.

The Wal-Mart checker was too lazy to bag the toilet paper, so I was strip searched by the Granny Gestapo when I tried to exit the store.

by Sam Walton March 28, 2007

7๐Ÿ‘ 185๐Ÿ‘Ž


strip sacking bitches

or S-S-B
1. verb clause, commonly used in American football sports context: the process by which a defensive player tackles the quarterback behind the line of scrimmage and forcibly removes the ball from the QB grasp and makes a mockery of his opponent's manhood.
โ€Ž2. notwithstanding literal meanings refering to the assault and/or capture by way of a sackcloth women or female dogs.

See also 'violent crime'

James Harrison has been strip sacking bitches on a consitent basis in the NFL for several seasons.

Coach said, "I want to see you strip sacking bitches out on that field this Saturday, Johnson! WWJPD. What would Julius Peppers do?!"

by footballfan22 November 10, 2011

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Ripped Stripped and Shagged

A drinking game invented by a group of Cambridge students on holiday. The basic rules for the game are as follows:

1. Pornography is to be shown on a TV, the more random the better
2. Each contestant is allocated an action used by porn stars (examples include reacharounds, slapping, oral sex, etc)
3. Each time the contestants action is shown, they must drink
4. When the contestants glass is emptied, they must refil it and loose an item of clothing

Special Rules:
1. Any time a porn star 'finishes' all contestants must down their drinks and loose an item of clothing
2. Bets may be made on particular features that may come up, (for example, where the man will finish - chest, face etc)

'Anna did you play Ripped Stripped and Shagged on holiday?...........
Why yes, and afterwards I acted it out with Prem'

by PremAnnaMaddieAndy April 17, 2008

1๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


crezt whitening strip

Crezt Whitening Strip is a hybrib of the dirty sanchez

when you are doin your girl from behind and you proceed to blow your load up her ass, take two fingers in a hook fashion pull some of your man juice out and wipe it across her teeth like a crezt whitening strip hence the definition cezt whitening strip.

by djd1 May 10, 2006

3๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Field Strip

The act of searching through an ashtray to use the remaining tobacco out of used and dead cigarette butts to hand roll a new cigarette.

"I don't have any money for a pack of smokes, so I am about to field strip this ashtray and roll one."

by caveman1251986 September 12, 2011

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