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when a girl has fallen asleep after a night of vigorous sex, the man pulls back the covers, takes a hot steamy dump at the end of the bed, puts on his clothes, and leaves. She wakes up in the morning, sniffs around, pulls off the covers and: SURPRISE!!!
Friend A: You think that ugly girl you slept with last night is going to call you?
Friend B: Nah, I gave her a Sunday Morning Surprise, she'll never want to see me again.
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A successful paintball player who after winning a tournament (the finals generally being held on sundays) drives home with a trophy.
Dude A: Is freddy an good at paintball?
Dude B: Hes a sunday driver, he can play mad ball.
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The act in which one, once again, seizes Sunday
"Hey, Buddy. There is another Crusade upon us!" "And what will that be?" "Taking back Sunday!"
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waking up sunday and still having significant levels of alcohol in your body from shit-faced saturday
Hey man wanna go out for a late lunch?
Yea, you drive, I'm celebrating still-drunk sunday.
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n. A sex position based on the reverse cowgirl which takes place on the toilet and the guy opens and reads a newspaper while having sex
After a night of heavy drinking, the next morning Nate and Patty had a sunday morning special in the bathroom.
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The last day of a week, sunday, when you get ready for next week and dont do anything. You eat so much fatty, unhealthy foods with an inttent to grow a second chin within a day
John: Got any plans for today Jamie?
Jamie: I'm gonna eat Ben and Jerries for breakfast, later order a pizza and watch Netflix all day
John: me too, lets have a double-chin sunday
The time between the 4:15 game and the 8:20 game in which there is no football on. The worst time of the day indeed.
Kevin "Nick what are we going to do now? The Cheifs game just ended"
Nick "There is nothing we can do... we are in the sunday dead zone until the Packer game starts"