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When a woman gives a blow job with ice in her mouth and suddenly spits out the ice cube and crams it up his anus.
Bruce gave a surprised squeal of glee when his wife gave him a swamp cooler.
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Beastly tigers found in the swamps of "Southern" Africa and can also be seen roaming, gangbanging and living in dark alleys of poor areas in metropolitan cities of the US and Africa. WARNING: Swamptigers can be trigger happy thieves who are hard to understand, uneducated, and have a huge appetite for fried chicken.
1. Goddamn, that stupid swamp tiger was really fuckn' stupid. He lost half his hand trying to eat that family size bucket of KFC.
2.I think all the swamp tigers should be captured and sent back to Africa.
3. "I bee me a swaap toeger." "E drrr." "I is uh jon shot yah if yah don gives me the money in da regista."
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1. Creature similar to that of a troll, with a very potent venom that secretes from the face which can be seen easily from many distances away. Sometimes known to have fits of rage, which usually go unanswered and ignored, but these frenzies are usually provoked by the Swamp Donkey's enemies. It can be seen devouring intoxicated males at your local underage bars or fraternity housing facilities. Once having lain with the beast, you will endure a lifetime of humiliation and an itchy pubic area. Avoiding contact with the wretched abomination is highly recommended, for it will attempt to suck on your face.
As legend has it, the Swamp Donkey once seduced a young African American male with her medusa-like gaze, and forced him to pleasure her on the dancefloor with crowds and crowds of people staring in agony.
2. Antithesis of everything good.
Stephanie: Did you see where the tall red headed kid I liked went?
Jacky: I think the Swamp Donkey took him home to her lair.
Stephanie: Hes never coming back alive.
Joe: Have you seen the Swamp Donkey lately?
Max: Dude, she totally just used the keg tap as a dildo, looks like we are out of beer.
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noun: an old Chevy Truck, usually green in color, that most men and all women would be embarrassed to drive on a public roadway. Runs rather well for its age, but leaves much to be desired in appearance. Most often used for hauling garbage or providing heat while drinking beer in the driveway.
Doug: "Let's have a beer! I'll fire up the Swamp Donkey."
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n. A vagina or asshole that has had sperm fermenting in it for 18 hours or more. The odor it emits is unmistakable and has a tendency to linger with a strong intensity.
Damn Earnie, I could smell your swamp pussy as you were walking up the driveway. Is this your way of showing off all your trophies from last nights orgy?
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A girl who looks are so frightening it looks as if she has emerged from a swamp to prey sexually on innocent drunken males. Often found in clubs and bars with tits hanging out, smeared make up and multiple drinks in hand.
Did you see Lauren last night. God swamp thing is hideous
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a painfull dump that feels like you're crapping out logs
Jake: so wat did u get at taco bell?
Nick: the spicy beef burrito
Jake: bro, you're gonna get some serious swamp loggers
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