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catching a speeder in a school zone, having a witness, calling it in and then apprehending that horse's ass for reckless driving
wow daddy look at that person pulling the ultimate titturds revenge
"the world is the ultimate stand", as said by Dio when Star Platinums barrage is weaker/slower than The world's barrage and far exceeds Star Platinums power. In the first part of the battle.
Average jotaro fan: ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA
Average dio fan: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
Average dio fan: too slow too slow The world is the ultimate stand!
A sandwich, made only of bread, that has two slices of bread on the outside, and two more inside.
I was so hungry I ate an entire Ultimate Bread Sandwich for lunch.
When you about to bust a fat ass nut and you yell out like an anime character and hit her with a molten load.
"Holy shit dude I'm still recovering from that Ultimate Jizz Attack I gave Jessica last night."
A fuck boy who will even do fuck boy shit to a pregnant girl.
"I heard that guy they callTHE METHOD slaughterd that ultimate fuck boy. Shame he will probly get a life sentence for it......"
A truly unique experience whereby a guy is fully drunk in a disco in Bangkok and brings a beautiful lady back to hotel, only to discover "she" is a ladyboy and the deed is already done. By the way the guy did not use any of those condoms, the ladyboy did.
John: Hey Pete, why does Tom seem so depressed and in shock?
Pete: He got the Ultimate Bangkok Experience last night.
John: A moment of silence for him...
Attempting to usurp God by way of transitive property.
Antifa hippie "If God is real, then why didn't he stop *Insert ultimate adversary*? If God can't do it then I will defeat fascism myself. Thereby demonstrating that I should be the one who decides who exists and who doesn't not."