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a: A lesbian who does not eat pussy because of her profound belief that eating meat is morally wrong.
b: A lesbian with a strict catch and release policy when it comes to pussy
a: Stay away from that chick, she's a vegan carpetbagger. She gave me a twenty minute lecture on Veganism when I asked her to go down on me!
b: That female was nuts. a real vegan carpetbagger. She picked me up then spent an hour taking care of my vagina, combing my pubic hair, petting and talking baby talk to it before bursting into tears and telling my pussy to go free.
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Somone who has never eaten meat. A vegetarian from birth
I became a vegan I was thirty when but my kids will be birth vegans.
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An internet and college campus phenomenon; Groups which chat incessantly about vegan, vegetarian and animal rights hypocrisy in any chatroom or message board.
A person who either thrives desperately on negative attention from a highly sensitive, reactionary group of people or feels subconscious turmoil which manifests into a nasty, pig-headed, oftentimes poorly concealed apologetic display. Usually conspiracy-loving or proudly sardonic. Will site flaws in "PETAlogic" even when so many other animal rights and welfare organizations exist.
Examples of inner turmoil surface when the anti-vegan inflates heroism in responsible pet ownership or saving the life of some random creature. Much like the most extreme animal rights activists, will make a great scene over nothing.
"I just saved a kitten from drowning. And I LOVE meat. Take that, vegans!"
"Animal rights groups lie to us. Livestock are treated well on factory farms." "If abuse does take place, it is isolated." Proclamation despite copious film, photographic, and insider evidence to the contrary.
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A normal person who enjoys a diet that includes meat, fish and dairy ) or any combination of the three) along with other vegetables, fruits and grains.
Oh, you’re a vegan? I’m a non-vegan, you weirdo.
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A stupid bitch that's trying to turn everyone vegan.
Did you hear about THAT VEGAN TEACHER attacking Minecraft YouTubers?
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A person, generally a Karen, who feels the need to act out against people eating/drinking animal products. Some of these guys are pretty cool and are simply acting out against cruel practices in meat industry, but some are much worse. These people feel the need to berate people for eating meat or drinking milk. For some reason, a lot of them are religious and blabber on about God and shit like that.
Larry: "Yeah I eat meat"
Some random vegan activist from 5 miles away: "GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS SIN EATING MEAT IS GROSS YOU'RE A PIG!!!"
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When your best friend is a vegan and you spend so much time together that you share most of your meals and you realize that it's been months since you've consumed anything with meat, dairy, or eggs, and you've basically been eating a vegan diet for months without knowing.
Friend 1: "When was the last time you ate something non-vegan?"
Friend 2: "Um... OH MY GOD YOU MADE ME AN ACCIDENTAL VEGAN!"
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