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To pull out one's willy and slap it across the face of a woman, or man....
The ultimate insult to an already bad first date.
This bitch just moaned all night, the food wasn't warm, the drink was stale, the taxi was expensive, all in all I decided to Willy Slap the bitch!
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A fat slag spoiler who spoils tv programmes to everyone. She will most likely get slapped up.
Omg I can’t believe you told what happened!! What a tilly willy ill shank ya !!
a willy dipper is a man who likes to dunk his penis into a cup of coffee then be given oral
man1 "hey baby fancy given me head?"
woman"na but ill give yu a willy dipper "
man1" ok ill go buy some coffee"
Willy turnip is an absolute sigma male, he is super strong and cool, do not fuck with the absolute unit that is willy turner. He’s also a huge fan of GRENVILLE
“omg is that a willy turnip, he’s gorgeous”
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{N}: Someone with massive smeg problems which you can smell from 3-4 metres away.
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{Adj}:A Gay/bent man who goes around eating smeg, usually spooning aswell.
Person 1 "Hey duuuude, whats that smell, man?!"
Willy Whiffer "Ummm... probs cottage cheese, in, like the refrigorator or some shit like that"
Gossiper 1 " Hey, norman is acting a bit funny today"
Gossiper 2 "Yeah man, do you think he is a Willy Whiffer?"
Gossiper 3 "For show!"
The best beer in the entire world. Its a vanilla orgasm in your mouth that lingers and brings you consistent pleasure. You will never experience a beer like this. If this beer was an animal dick, it would be that of a cat's, because it ruins all other beers for you just as a cats dick ruins you for all the other cats.
Person 1: Have you tried the Willy Vanilly?
Person 2: Ohh god! Oh fuck! OHHHHHH!!! UH!
When a male is humping an unattractive female and his erect penis suddenly goes flaccid.
Man 1: Hey i heard you fucked Martha last night!
Man 2: Yeah but in the middle of it she gave me a wiggly willy...