Fanny flutters

When you're extremely nervous about something or sexually attracted to someone HOT

"I get fanny flutters just looking at him"

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Fanny butter

A Lubrication of sorts, which one uses to moisten a women's vagina.

Dave: "What you got in your bag pete?"

Pete: "Its some fanny butter for the wife."

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FANNY FLEM

Discharge from the vagina. Normally white in colour.

Stella pulled down her panties to find them filled with fishy fanny flem and buzzing with flies

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granny fanny

When a smokin hot chick has a sub-par ass.

Jerry "Man look at that dime!!"
Jose "Are you Fuckin Crazy?! She's got a granny fanny"
Milt "Who cares, she's a brown bagger"
Jerry "Amen"

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fanny hamsteak

noun. The best god damned Pit Bull ever. Goat killer, cat chomper, possom crunching, escape artist. Sister to The Pig. Will be missed.

Fanny Hamsteak was one funny shit, wasn't she?

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Fanny slapping

The act of drying out an aroused female lover by repeatedly slapping her wet vagina and generating nothing but a dry and annoyed result.

"Everything was going fine until he started fanny slapping me!"

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Fanny Guitar

(Australia, Britain) - Female Masturbation
The act of strumming one's own female sex organs.
Often results in pain due to friction after a particulalry energetic session.

US Adaptation: Pussy Guitar

Olivia: What are you doing over there Linda?
Linda: Nothin much just playing a bit of Fanny Guitar

Ness loved nothing more after a hard days work than to strum her Fanny Guitar

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