meat balloon

The expandable dangler, the penis, in its turgid form.

There are many ways to properly inflate a meat balloon, but a high pressure helium tank is not one of them.

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meat spoon

The human penis.

"Mmm hmm," leered Ned. "Reese Witherspoon doesn't wither MY spoon. My meat spoon, that is!"

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Freezer Meat

Variation of "Dead Meat" but applies to a person who messes with a closet psychopath(i.e. Someone you might see in a Walmart at 3:25 in the morning).

Person 1- Haha, I just insulted frank.

Person 2- Dude, frank's crazy. I heard he sleeps at Walmart. You're freezer meat for sure.

Person 2- Damn, you're right. I better watch my back.

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Meat nap

When your beating your meat but you fall asleep while in the action. Wake up see your meat in your hand and then keep beating that meat

I was beating my meat and I was super tired so I took a meat nap and when I awoke I kept going where I left off

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meat case

a guy that says he is straight but has homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances. while not under the influence of mind altering substances said guy will deny having aforementioned homosexual tendencies while under the influence of mind altering substances.

Dj was touching men while we were high last night, he is such a meat case

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lean meat

1. slang term for penis, etc.

2. Can also be used as an adjective to describe someone with great skill or awe.

1. "I will slap you with my lean meat."

2. "Yo! That dude has some lean meat."

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meat urinal

A japanese pornography fetish referring to a woman who is disregarded as a human being and referred only to as meat. Further degrading said woman, the pornography video features japanese men urinating on the woman. The term does not strictly need to be used as a pornography descriptor, but can also be an insult to an ordinary woman.

Did you see that dumb fuck Jenny at the party getting peed on? She is such a a meat urinal.

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