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Bad Ass Motherfucker

A man's man who has concreted over 28 years, can bench 275 lbs, and has over 200 bow kills.
The "real deal" who's not afraid to "cash it."
Someone who you'd never talk like "that" to their face whilst you hide behind your computer.

You Internet pussy are fucking crack me up you would not be talking to me like that to my face because I cave your fucking head in you puke. And I am the real deal true bad ass motherfucker bunch of pussy ass bitches

Fuck you puke Iโ€™ve got more money in guns and than you could image. I collect lot of tactical stuff and pistols.

by Yoteski July 31, 2018

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Alexis feo ugly motherfucker

when you fuck with spic cartel nothing else

person 1: is Alexis feo ugly motherfucker

mexicano 3: stupid mexicano shut the fuck up u latino spic. WHAT DO U FUCKING THINK RETARD LIKE THE NAME LITERALLY GIVES AWAY UR ANSWER

by Joseph Greenwood January 20, 2022


mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker

Phrase first used by Samuel L. Jackson in the greatest movie of all time, "Pulp Fiction".

Translates to "uber-badass from hell".

"Well, I'm one mushroom-cloud-laying motherfucker, motherfucker!"

by Davezor January 22, 2004

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Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!

Catchphrase used by Bruce Willis In all of the Die Hard films.It only has context In the first movie but he says It In all of them.

The reason the phrase has context In the first one Is as follows:

Main terrorist Hans:Mr. Mystery Guest are you still there?

John Mcclane:Yeah I'm still here

Hans:Who are you exactly?Someone who watched too many action movies as a child and thinks he's John Wayne,Rambo,Lewis Stevens?

Mcclane:Actually I was kind of partial to Roy Rogers myself.Always liked those sequin shirts.

Hans:Do you really think you can stop us Mr.Cowboy?

Mcclane:Well,Yippie-Ki-Yay MotherFucker!

Do you really think you can stop us Mr.Cowboy?
Well,Yippee ki-yay, motherfucker!

by Metaknight42 July 9, 2007

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Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker!

see Bruce Willis, to be used when confronted with terrorists in either a plane, or hostage office building situation...

when having just blown some terrorist fecker up, in a moment of 'cool' boastfullness that follows, and said to noone in paticular since your combatting the terrorist world alone...
"Yippee ki-ay, motherfucker!"

by Jadey January 13, 2006

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bitch ass cunt motherfucker

(noun) (am. origin) when calling someone a bitch ass cunt isn't enough, the "motherfucker" is often added for emphasis. this is to display stronger emotion.
a bitch ass cunt motherfucker is the worst derogatory name that a person can be called. period.

"Teddy is a bitch ass cunt motherfucker."
"Why are you such a bitch ass cunt motherfucker?"
"Suck my dick you bitch ass cunt motherfucker."

by jmag March 2, 2007

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Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient

When dealing with a lying-ass motherfucker, the Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient (LAMC)is the multiplier (generally around .39) added to any numbers (such as income, number of recent sexual relations, cost of automobile, amount of alcohol consumed, length of prison sentence, etc) quoted by said lying-ass motherfucker, with the intent of approximating a truer estimate of the referenced events.

The actual value of the LAMC fluctuates depending on the relative purity of the lying-ass motherfucker in question and must be adjusted accordingly. A LAMC of .8 or .9 is only appropriate for a "part-time" or a "fly-by-night" lying-ass motherfucker, while a true, pathological lying-ass motherfucker often necessitates a .1 or even a .05!

Use a known quantity to assign a LAMC value to the lying-ass motherfuckers in your life. If, for instance, a lying ass motherfucker at your work claims he made a cool $120 in tips over the course of his shift when you spotted him pocketing a paltry $45, you can safely place his LAMC at .375, give or take a few hundredths.

Once a LAMC is established, it tends to remain fairly constant, varying only in cases of extreme mental excitement, anguish, or upheaval. Lying-ass motherfuckers who are manic drunks, for example, often require a lower LAMC value when they are on the sauce. Tears in the beer, however, can indicate that a higher value should be used ("in vino veritas" rings true, for depressive drunk lying-ass motherfuckers at least).

A final note: the LAMC only applies to numbers which the lying-ass motherfucker has motive to inflate (like the number of people it took to beat the shit out of him last night downtown). For instances where a lower number would seem "cooler" (such as the number of statuatory rape charges on his permanent record) a Reverse Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient (RLAMC) must be employed. The RLAMC will be covered in a later article.

Andrew: Man, Jacob was wasted when I came in last night! He said he drank a whole twelve pack when he was out with Tina!

Joe: Man, fuck that noise. You know that Jacob's Lying-ass Motherfucker Coefficient is a good .25 easy. He drank three beers, cried for a while, got Tina's voicemail, got ten other girls' voicemails, watched TV, and then passed out on the couch, which is where you found him when you came in.

Andrew: You're right, man. Dude's a lying-ass motherfucker. I don't know what I was thinking.

by squizzot May 1, 2009

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