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Going off in basketball when their are some baddies watching
Mike: Yo dude you played crazy all those girls were watching
Joe: Yeah must’ve been the jordan poole effect
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Performing or doing better in something, when there are hot women watching.
Homie: “wow you played so good last night”
Me:”yeah, there were some baddies in the stands.. must’ve been the Jordan Poole Effect..”
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When one inserts the fat end of a wine bottle into the anal opening whilst another individual attempts to drink wine from the opposing end of the bottle whilst within 100 feet of a pool or other body of water
"Wow, you should have seen the Tuscan Pool Party at Jakobs house last night!"
The champion of billiards, the true supreme master of the game.
I am the Pool Master Supreme after winning all the matches.
Found in teenagers and adults who grew up with a swimming pool. Symptoms include always insisting on activities taking place at their home and rarely participating in activites taking place at someone elses home. (ex. movie nights, dinners, etc.) These people may be, at times, condescending, persuasive, and defensive when they have to venture outside of their own home.
These teenagers and adults are used to not leaving their own comfort zone because as a kid they did not have too. Friends and other kids always went to their house to swim because they had a pool. Now these people are jerks.
Mandy never comes over for movie night because she has pool-child syndrome
Pool Hayes Academy is a secondary school based in the West Midlands, more specifically Willenhall. It’s full of some of the worst teachers in the world and don’t even get started on the nonce of a headteacher. The lads loved most by teachers are actual crackheads or simply are just gay. And the girls at the school either have eyebrows the size of the Pepsi roller coaster at Blackpool or none at all, there’s no in between. Quite possibly the worst school in the midlands and that’s all there is to say about that.
Ahh Pool Hayes academy. That’s shit bruv
One of the many City of Phoenix public pools where the staff is like a family and the guests are pretty darn close. The best summer job any high school or college kids could possibly find. You get paid to spend time with awesome coworkers.
Jen: How can you afford all those new clothes?
Delaney: My summer job.
Jen: How much did you make?
Delaney: Close to 4K in 2 months. Thank you, Pecos Pool!
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