n. from the old English - puedle pocket. Colloguial term for adult diaper.
"Mrs. Jibbs, I do believe I have something in my puddle pocket. Can you please change me?"
Fucking the first person who comes out of the subway
When a strange man sees the first to exit the subway he will go puddle fishing
A person who is good at art and animation but doesn’t think they are but all their friends are secretly jealous
The puddle herself: I’m not really that good at drawing
T: yes you are
The puddle herself: no
T: you’re such a puddle person
A term used to describe the sea cadets
We army cadets are way better then you puddle pirates
One whom enjoys being pissed on by overweight women; similar to a pirate hunting a whale in the ocean, a puddle pirate is one who seeks out fat women for the free food she supplies and the overwhelming stench of her “squirt”.
Jeff is a puddle pirate, he loves getting owed on by fat bitches.