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When someone has lost their molars and other upper teeth due to poor dental hygiene and probable drug use, and only the front incisors remain - making their mouth resemble the beak of a squid.
That Peanut's already blown $2000 on that dating agency, without getting even one girl's phone number from them. Must be his poor general hygiene and his squid beak.
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Group of young skaters (under 17) that try tag along with your crew. They can be beginners, or even be better then you, but either way they make you and you crew look lame.
skaters:
skater1: " wanna go hit that five set?"
skater2: " naw man the "squid squad" is over there".
squid-squad:
squid1:"did you see me land that trey flip over that gap!?"
squid2:"i just did a hospital flip over it!"
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combination of performing the "flying V" with a sexual partner of choice while keeping under garments, right before coitus ends the man begins sharting in his boxers, said shart flows down upon the partner at which time it is carressed all over each others body.
it was a good day when I was New Mexico and was able to convince a hooker that resembled Mrs. Claus to let me slip the klein squid in while I was parking the beef bus in tuna town.
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The act of stinking up a joint so bad that it smells like fish.
"Dude, who dropped squid in here?"
"My buddy Zach is famous for his squid drop. Never get in an elevator with him."
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imagine playing childhood games with 456 players to win 45.6 billion won just to die
guy with a suit and tie: "do you wanna participate in the squid game?"
me: "fuck that shi-, i'd rather choke on three fat dicks"
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When a sailor in the Navy eats a live squid for initiation purposes.
During my squid job, I was sprayed with ink.
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Someone who is extremely stupid. Absolutely a fucking moron. The word itself causes confusion to others.
David was being a fucking squid-muppet yesterday. I almost punched him.
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