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Verb. Used to describe a Starfisher actively hunting for the Muddy Starfish.
A Starfisher is often muddy when seen by daylight having pur forth their best efforts since the crack of dawn. They steele themselves with a rock hard determination to erect themselves amongst their peers as a competent Starfisher. They Starfish to hunt the Muddy Starfish, a morsel quite difficult to poach despite any Starfishers best efforts. Upon sight of a Starfish, he will do his best to examine the animal to the best of his ability, often conducting visual and often oral examinations of the starfish doing his best not to spook it. This is because Starfish are quite contained and shy creatures by nature, often choosing to emit a stench laden secretion in order to protect itself and seem less appetizing to larger prey, often fleeing at first site of a Starfisher in their natural habitat. It is quite hard to catch a starfish, and as an old adage goes, a caught starfish was willing to be caught.
The closer cousin, the Aggressive Muddy Starfish is however quite a different animal. It pres exclusively on its lesser kin and as a general rule is avoided by a seasoned Starfisher. This is due to their penchant to bite and scratch when attacked or orientated upside down. This starfish requires special CDC authorized gear to handle safely, quickly escalating its microaggressions into full temper tantrums.
Starfishers are a snotty bunch who maybe undeservedly have a crappy job, but they sure dont take it in stride when Starfishing!
Being sexually assaulted by Chris Hardwick
Even though I was sick and tired, Chris still insisted on going Starfishing and I regretfully allowed it.
When a girl starts licking your butthole and makes her way to the head of the penis
Man, Stephanie was the best at Starfishing
When you bounce one foot to the other repetitively while having diarrhea to the mouth.
Brandon was starfishing in front of us while at work.
When your girlfriend in laying naked on her stomach with her legs and arms spread open while waiting on your little friend.
When I got home from work my girlfriend was in bed starfishing.
A man or woman who prefers the poop pipe.
I was drugged by a starfish stabber. Some starfish stabber's are blocking the road.
A sexual act involving one man and 5 women. One woman rides the man and the both four get pleasured by the other limbs (2 fingered, 2 toed)
James - "what did you get up to last night?"
Micheal - "me and those birds did the Italian starfish all night"