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Toilet Slop (n.) : The mixture of contents in your toilet especially after a lengthy time of using the restroom.
Her boyfriend's penis tasted like toilet slop after he took a shit.
A bruise caused by leaning on the toilet while your drunk ass throws up.
Jack Daniels gave me a toilet necklace last night
Synonym for toilet brush. Toilet spoons, also known as cosmetic spoons, were used to store perfumes for makeup in ancient Egyptian society. Therefore the term toilet spoon actually precedes and is superior in all respects to the term toilet brush. The term toilet brush therefore must surely die out and be replaced by the term toilet spoon.
In Louis Shap's recent video about Willne and Pyrocynical's secret ASMR channel, there was outcry when Louis described sounds being made by a toilet spoon. 'After that he (Willne) brushes it with some kind of toilet spoon'
The act of playing the ever-popular Tinder picture swiping game while on toilet. Clearly, one of the best times to play Tinder. Swipe, then wipe.
Damn, these hemorrhoids! I've been playing Toilet Tinder far too long tonight!!
When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying
Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!
A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.
Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.
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The act of making, or taking calls from a toilet. These calls can involve noises associated with bathroom use, while at least one party is acting like this is perfectly fine.
Hello!
Hey Tommy, thanks for calling, how you doing bro.?
FIIIINNNNE!
What's new?
Noottthhin'! Aahhh! (Deep breathing._
Hey Tommy, are you Toilet Calling me again?
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