you don't think i understand!?

(phrase used with extreme anger and distaste)a term used when you dont understand something but still make a dramatic effort to make it seem like you do, in fact, understand.

kid 1: "as my hair grows so does my personality"

kid with no clue: ..........

kid 2: i dont think he understands

kid with no clue: you don't think i understand!?

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I think she likes me

Phrase said by a giga-chad who just got rejected(accepted😏😉) by a female

Aj:Charley wanna go with me to homecoming

Charley: no
Walks away…
Aj:I think she likes me

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I think i’m in love with you

Something to never say on a date as it will ruin the sexual tension between you and your date. Should only be used as a way of getting out of an awkward date

Ted:I think i’m in love with you
Robin: What?

I think I might be a butt

"Hello" in Buttese

"I think I might be a butt"
"Sorry, I don't speak Buttese"
"Hello"
"Ah! Hello."

I think I just did

when you are a gay robot and someone wishes you good luck in finding a really nice guy, but you already have, and it's that person

"I think I just did. Marty, will you go to the prom with me?"

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Meh... Something to think about...

What someone says when they are humble enough to acknowledge that they don't know something or about something.

Iam "I don't know. I had no idea that this was going to work the way that it did. Just wanted to give everyone something to think about. What do you think?"

Hym" Meh... Something to think about..."

Iam "Hey! Are you even listening!?"

Hym "Hmm? What? Yes! Of course..."

Iam "Really? Because it sounded like you were just repeating part of the thing I..."

Hym "Fine, fine... You're right! I wasn't listening. No one is listening. Because you are a nutjob. Absolute psycho. You're just connecting dots that don't exist as a result of your schizophrenic delusions. Now... Be a good little psycho and light your house on fire. It'll be fun! And maybe you'll survive! And then it will be fun and funny! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Iam "I'm not gonna.... Nevermind..."

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Not everybody thinks like you do

You should know this through MBTI and Socionics … not everybody thinks the same or sees the world in the same view.

i.e. INTJ’s and ENTP’s are very like-minded; but they take a very different approach to how they interact with the world and it’s utilization

Not everybody thinks like you do

Me, I find it quite difficult to get out of an INTJ ego state and turn into i.e. an ENTP or ISTP.

So fucking hard..it’s hard to change the way you think/see the world.

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