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When your dog unexpectedly sits it's butthole on your face.
Wife, "get your butt off my face!"
Husband, "oh, did Winnie just give you a rolo kiss?"
When ladies cross opposing legs and the Mexican jumpers touch bits
I tried to take this lady home for some kissing beans, but she told me lesbians don’t do that.
When you fart at the end or near the end of taking a piss
Dam roy really fucked the bathroom off , well at least he sealed it with a kiss. Sealed with a kiss
When you take a shit, and the water touches your ass.
My shit was so huge, it gave me the fattest Poseidon's kiss yesterday.
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The “Connecticut Kiss” is the act of standing next to someone, and catching their cold or flu during the fall or winter seasons.
I was just standing there at the bus stop, and some homeless guy gave me the Connecticut Kiss...
A Kadina Kiss is a sexual act made famous in the regional South Australia town of Kadina. It involves the suction of another individuals anus hole, in the same manner one would suck marrow out of a bone.
Boys, picked up a bird on the weekend and gave her a good old fashioned kadina kiss in me ute.
Usually involves Clear Channel Communications or Entercom. An automation system. Recordings of dudes with huge egos flirting with teenage girls. Reverb. Pitched up music. And the same cRAP played over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until you want to throw your radio out the window.
Can also mean other things. Depends on the city.
102.7 KIIS FM I'm Ryan Seacrest and I love myself.
103.7 KISS FM hey here's some more rap yo girlie girl
103.5 KISS FM whats up I'm a dude hey here's a hot joint girlie girl I want yo numba!
96-1 KISS FM here's Jack Johnson with Flake!
Kiss 108 is WXKS Medford-Boston
104-7 KISS FM whazzup Phoenix yo we playin some HOT JOINTZ FO SHO!
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