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Typically a Caucasian male with a very well groomed scruffy beard and a fresh faded haircut . Usually wearing selvage denim, work boots from RedWing and vintage t-shirts that pre-date their existence on this planet. The "city warlock" will also don a denim jacket in extreme heat with no care of sweating because they are cold blooded and only see "things and money ". City warlock can be found at tattoo shops, concerts, online, your local hipster watering hole. City warlock is always wearing a few rings and a big and expensive watch. He will always tell you what time it is and how good he is at everything. He was in a band that almost got signed and you will never be as crispy as the folds of denim behind his knees, you will never be as cool as his turquoise ring and you will never be as amazing as this fuckboi.
Musical preferences include,
Anything douchy .
Food, Souls, craft made Street tacos, organic money.
Most likely dating, A city witch.
Did you see that city warlock run game on the counter person?! He's wearing a Canadian Tuxedo and turquoise rings!
What a "Country Cousin" calls the rest of us. People that live in the city but have family connections in the suburbs or country. OR the city end of a drug ring. a city cousin could be either the cook or the dealer. It depends on where the drugs are being sold.
I have to drop a key off to my city cousin.
A small fucking city that no one cares about
Dang Wright city is small as fuck
A set of four cities on the Mississippi River including Davenport and Bettendorf of Iowa, and Moline and Rock Island of Illinois. It is debatable whether or not East Moline of Illinois is included. It is well known for being the headquarters of John Deere, Whitey's Ice Cream, the only place where the Miss. runs East-West, and an interesting flavor of both states.
"The Quad Cities is a fabulous place to grow up and raise a family."
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Hick town in Utah, about an hour from Salt Lake. Everyone there is Mormon and loves four-wheeling and horses. Everyone drives a pickup.
She was born in Heber City, Utah to two parents who were also cousins.
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A place were extreme morons come to shop
Person: Hey, where do you guys keep your Cameras at?
Me: Right under the 12x6 foot circuit city sign that says cameras
Person: Do you know a warez site I can download this at?
Me: (Blank Stare)
Person: How can I steal wireless internet
Me: Beats self upon head with frying pan
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a location where citizens possess a sense of victory; L's are nonexistent
Dude, after tonight, I feel like i'm in dub city!
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