dumb box

dumb: adj. box: noun

1. a female who displays, along with an unseasonal tan, a variety of negative attributes including chronic irritation, rudeness, cantankerousness, coldness (although the term frosty box may be more applicable in this case), unsatisfation, sense of entitlement, loudness, spitefulness, bosiness or stiffiness. May be irrationally emotional, does not respond to (sexual) rejection well.
Most often obsessed with pop culture, mainstream media and personal and public appearance. Usually promiscuous or "loose". Dances badly to electronica, often requiring unnecessary physical (often sexual) contact while dancing.
May or may not appreciate the "Cathy" comic. Almost always seen talking on her cellphone while dragging her boyfriend behind her.

2.A female usually seen wearing plush or cotton sweat pants with phrases such as "SEXY" or "JUICY" imprinted on the intentionally pronounced buttox.

3.That chick in the taco bell line, that feels that complains loudly about the fat content in the seven layer burrito.

4. The girl talking loudly on her cell phone while shoving a small chihuahua into her prada bag.

5.an overbearing or opinionated woman.

The dumb box in line at Taco Bell loudly complained to the manager about the carb content of her seven layer burrito.

While applying her make up, breastfeeding her dog, and singing along loudly to the new J. Lo albulm, a fucking dumb box cut me off in her brand new Jeep. The license plate said SPOILDSLT

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dumb fuck

1. eric hetzel of chantilly, va
2. george w. bush
3. any one with the intelligence of a cockroach
4. McLovin aka sexy burger

synonyms: blonde, dumb shit, r-tard, bush

eric: *bikes into a car*
arjun: WOW UR THE DEFINITION OF DUMB FUCK!!!
eric: wut?
arjun: no seriously go to urbandictionary.com...becuz ur now the definition for dumb fuck

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Feel Dumb

Feel Dumb usually followed by a "?" or and a "!".

Used as a response to someone who says something stupid or wrong. Or Does a stupid action. Like holds a firecracker the wrong way. Leading to a Feel Dumb Moment.

*One Wednesday After None*
The Boi: Yo Nigga, where you wanna eat?
The Nigga: Hmm, how bout Burger King for that Tuesday Special
The Boi: But Today's Wednesday idiot!
The Nigga: Ohhhhh
The Boi: FEEL DUMB!?!
The Nigga: Yea I do :(

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Dumb egg

The thing you call someone when they are being really dumb

Cut it out you dumb egg

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dumb vag

1. a person who exhibits the physical qualities of a vagina while also having a low I.Q.
2. a remarkably fun insult whose exectution has been perfected by Orangeville Improv, the Improv Wives Club, and anyone else remotely connected.

Note:
Adding a few more adjectives (such as crusty or sandy) before "vag" is completely acceptable. In fact, it is encouraged.

"you.. dumb.. VAAAAAAAAAAAAAGG!"

OR

"ew, I can hear the sand in that dumb vag from over here!"

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dumb hammer

A Dumb hammer is a flaccid penis that is attached to a stupid, wasted, drunken man. Who will flash his penis and expect everyone to think it is something that is worth looking at.

Brian was in his house and his windows were open and he was choking his chicken and someone outside looks in and can see him spanking his money and yells, Quit abusing your dumb hammer....

Or

Brian, sittin in his lawn chair naked and wasted, sloshing his beer down his gullet, stands up and yells, "Get a load of this and stands up and waves his penis at the crowd. Someone from the crowd laughs and points, laughs and yells, PUT THAT DUMB HAMMER AWAY.

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dumb dirty

The act of doing a promiscuous activity, either alone or with one other persons, infront of an audience or crowd of spectators. Doing the dumb dirty will usually result in extreme embarassment and shame.

vinny: you abdu, how you gonna do that dumb dirty in front of all these kids at the part?
abdu: i'm am so ashamed, why am i dumb dirtying??
vinny: bruh nerd

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