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A device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don't necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.
I attempted to open and read a text file on my 'Marketing Computer', however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn't even relate to opening or reading my text file.
When your doing your lady reverse cowgirl with your thumb deep in her butt
Last night my husband decided to Computer Compost me, with my ass in the air and my boobs dangling on his legs. We decided then and there we needed to invest in puppy pads or a new mattress.
Computer love is a song made by the german band "Kraftwerk" from 1981.
Dude: "My new favorite song is Computer Love"
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Wills Computer is a highly explosive device, that when it goes nuclear it explodes. When it explodes it causes a huge explosion the shape of a Nit and a crater the size of Mars.
Guy: "What's that huge explosion on the horizon?"
Guy 2: "It's just Wills Computer"
A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.
A good majority of them target computers running Windows.
Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.
The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.
A jackass from California
That computational physicist went to M.I.T