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The after effects of launching a turtle head.
You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.
When you find out through a strange series of events that you're actually a furry.
I took one look at that picture and now I'm a dirty turtle.
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I spent too long leveling a cat druid on WoW so now I'm a dirty turtle.
A girl that hangs out at bars with an empty shell for me to hide my head in.
Damn man check out that girl over there." "Who, Jeanine? You don't want any of that bar turtle. Chris just hit it last week!
When your girlfriend covers your neck/body with hickeys.
Damn bro, your girl definitely pulled a snappy turtle last night on you.
Sex position similar to spooning.
"Honey, I really enjoy doggy style."
"This isn't doggy style, this is the vertical turtle."
Some one who is so scared of people they hide behind books
Adriana is such a book turtle, she never goes to any lit parties.
To grip something as if it were like a turtle biting it with its sharp beak!
I could not get the pillow from Regan, she had a turtle grip on it!