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Explosive squirts filled with colorful chunks that a video game uses to blind me.
Have you played Doom Eternal? It’s total diarrhea Christmas lights every 10 seconds.
The gay version of "It's that time of the month" to get out of having sex.
Gay 1: Cmon baby, let me slip it in your shit pit
Gay 2: Not tonight, I've got diarrhea
when you use a bunch of curse words, similar to Tourette's syndrome or when you spread a lot of gossip.
Guy: I can't believe you went out with that asshole. He is such a player!
Girl: At least I don't have diarrhea of the mouth!
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The most aggressive stage of diarrhea. This can be achieved by a small percentage of people worldwide after reportedly consuming large amounts of sugar and low quality food in a short time period.
10 year old Eric Cartman from South Park, Colorado suffered from stage four diarrhea after consuming large amounts of Double Dew and fast food.
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What you get when you eat a lot of things that don't mix very well. Named for how the turds come out of your butt and it takes forever to clean up.
After I ate five chili dogs, four bran muffins, six Sno Cones, half a plate of fried fish, a third of a gallon of ice cream, and some cotton candy, I had violent explosive diarrhea for three days.
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One that suffers from feeling their writing is eminently significant, produces it in voluminous quantities and in unremarkable (often unsolicited) contexts to such an extent that reading it can result in toxicity for passive observers.
"I think I am going to be sick from reading the diarrhea writing disorder afflicted emails he keeps sending on the same topic that are nine paragraphs long with three-four sentences each."
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when you eat something brown all day when yo'ure sick and then puke it up and it looks like diarrhea
me: Have I got news for you!
friend: whats that?
me: All I did was drink hot chocolate all day and then I puked! It was total oral diarrhea!
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