goon squaded

When you see a cute girl from the distance and you want to approach here but all of a sudden a influx of males surround her.

I was about to talk to this beautiful girl but then she got goon squaded by 6 guys so I left.

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Goon Eyed

The term used when a fruity cask wine has entered and/or penetrated the retina of a person's/Goon Warrior's eye whilst participating in Goon oriented activitys.

Whilst participating in the game of Goon of Fortune, Ben 'Goono' Rees obtained a splash of fruity wine to the eye, a classic case of being Goon Eyed.

Whilst Rob 'The Dragon' Kelsey was walking home he dropped a full cask of fruity wine on the pavement, resulting in the split and extermination of the contained fruity wine, this is also a classic case.

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goon life

When someone is a goon 24/7 365 days a year

Adam is all about that goon life

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Goon to a goblin

A total joke of a person

Terell - “hey mike what’s up”

Mike- “what’s a goon to a goblin “

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Goon Cave

a goon cave is a place, typically a room, in which a gooner spends their days gooning all day. A goon cave is a set up, typically consisting of a monitor or TV that is used to watch pornographic context.

Person A: Yeah bro I'm going to my goon cave, I'll see you in 37 hours.

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goon bag

"The Goon Bag" is a specific location in Garema Place, Civic, Canbera City, Australia. This is a common hang out for alternitive sub-cultures, such as goth, emo, indie, punks, etc.

The Goon Bag is a sculpture of a metal over-sized cushion, which is mounted on black marble 'steps' that rise about a meter off the ground.

The actual sculpture was named 'the goon bag' due to it's metal cushion, that resembles the silver bag that cheep wine (also known as goon) comes in.

"i'll see you at the goon bag today after school"

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straight goon

to be intimidating, scary, the baddest motherfucker around

faggot: hey look at jeremiah over there hes a straight goon

beast: yea shut the fuck up pussy

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