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A hickey where, while being given, blood is drawn accidentally (or intentionally if you're weird like that)
Dude, she gave me the worst vampire hickey last night! It stained the sheets and everything!
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The act of cunnilingus on a female undergoing menstruation.
-"Wanna do it?"
-"Sorry, I'm on my period..."
-"Vampire Lunchtime!"
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A person who sucks dick obsessively like a vampire sucks blood.
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The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.
Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.
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The act of eating a twat(Beaver, Vagina) while the female is on her menstrual cycle(rag, .) .
P-tec like to do what.....when she's on her what....hes a twat-vampire.
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A mythological being, homosexual, and attracted to the Gluteus Maximus of the human race. According to legend, born in Transylvania, the "butt-vampire" was the weak, half-wit brother of Dracula and was constantly bitten in the Gluteus Maximus by his brother and other siblings. So, as the legend goes, Buttvula, the original "butt-vampire," bit humans in the Gluteus Maximus in order to receive the "thrill," if you will, that the other vampires receive when biting humans in the Sternocleidomastoid, "Neck."
Butt-Vampire!! You can't get me! You cant get me!! Fuck you!
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