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When taking an upper decker while having diarrhea. Making the next flush look like the toilet is vomiting.
dude I took a piss and the toilet vomited!! That's my queue to leave.
The act of playing the ever-popular Tinder picture swiping game while on toilet. Clearly, one of the best times to play Tinder. Swipe, then wipe.
Damn, these hemorrhoids! I've been playing Toilet Tinder far too long tonight!!
When you've drunk too much and eaten you occasionally find yourself puking on your knees in front of a toilet. The position suggests that you're praying to the toilet, i.e. toilet praying
Dude I wrote all my exams yesterday and went to a grand party. The next day i was toilet praying all morning long!
A gay man who cruises public rest rooms looking for anonymous gay sex with other gay cruisers.
Those public restrooms at that state park rest stop are frequented by toilet queens.
when you somehow fuck up spelling the worst meme/series of 2023
skibi toilet
The "self-cleaning" public restrooms located on the streets of fine cities such as San Fransisco. For 25 cents, one has fifteen minutes or so to do one's business before being showered with shit water. A haven for junkies with nowhere else to shoot up. They are usually sopping wet, out of toilet paper, the toilets are plugged up, and the floor is littered with used syringes.
I'd rather piss in the middle of the freeway than pay to get into another filthy space toilet.