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To swipe your dirty finger under a person's nose after you used it to finger bang someone
Melissa finger trailed me and yelled "smell your mom!"
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The Angry Trail is when a large man's beard grows so large, it entangles with his chest hair and travels down to his pubic region.
If a fat hairy lumber jack had a really big beard and it tucked into his shirt it combined with his chest and pubic hair, creating the angry trail.
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Oregon Trail: Normally performed in restaurants and or school. It is the act of sending your gassy discharge in a genral direction, generally north or south, (not just a sloppy spray). If done correctly you should feel as though you shated a small marble that is carried on the currents of your ass. Very exzilerating..
Yo, my warm shit breath just took the oregon trail and heated my gooch and tickled my ball hairs....most triumphant
Oh fuck, something fell out the back of the wagon on that oregon trail and left skids all up the crack of my ass, yo
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Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)
"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."
"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."
"Oh. Got it."
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1. Rough sex.
2. An attractive person worthy of rough sex
Comes from:
I need a thick freak; I can't be fuckin' with frail chicks / 'cause when I bust a nut, I'll leave her pussy lookin' like trail mix."
- David "Strat" Campbell, in a freestyle
1. I hate clubs. The only reason I even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.
2. Party #1 to Party #2: Hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.
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Honestly just a really shitty road in Orlando, mostly full of crime and crackwhores.
If something happens on Orange Blossom Trail it’s either a dead whore or a car accident.
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