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the title of this definition lol
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Something that appears when you just put the randomest crap in the search bar then break urban dictionary. Really, what did you expect here other than literal text? Did you think you'd be original?
Some people, probably: OMGZ AN ERROR!?!? SO ANNOYING UGH I H8 URBAN ICTONARUY!!
Well it basically a saying i just made up, about how there those people who keep jumping to the latest social network.
friend 1 - I think Imma get a facebook now, since everyone seems to be getting one
friend 2 - yea me too
friend 3 - yea myspace is so last year
friend who doesn't give a fuck - "I'm trying to keep in touch with friends, not ridicules trends, stay on one social network site you fools"
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"okay, nanny quits no sweat. it just so happens to be national take-your-infant-daughter-to-work-while-you-desperately-try-to-hire-a-new-nanny-and-neither-one-of-you-has-slept-a-wink-day"
the big boys are the same and you can get them on the way to your house or to the good old place and they will be able to voice your life with you and your family is a great thing to do in your life that and your family your life is the best one find find a good
to the old days in the world and you will find that you have a great life for you as well and you are a sad and beautiful girl that will never be able and you want to be a good friend
and you are a great person who is very proud of yourself and the way you are and will be your life is the only thing that you can make a perfect life in your life is before the first year of the year and you are the only one who can suck your life
dude I am so sorry I didn't get back to you earlier but I was out of town and was not able and I was going to try and get to the good old days in order for you guys probably going back and I didn't want to go to the bottom earthquake and I was
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You're not tough. You're hiding behind child-shaped meat shields and you care just as little about their lives as I do. So, give me my fucking money before you embarrass yourself, or WORSE, someone decides (of their own volition entirely) to murder you for 'the greater good.'
Hym "You've been tried. I did try us and you look like and ARE a bitch. A sissy bitch! I already DID 'try us' and it look like you aren't safe and people will cheer on you death publicly while your family mourns you. I mean, if he was listening to me, his wife and kids would be death as well but, hey, it wouldn't take all that much to appease me."
A merging of two popular phrases, each meant to reflect attempting something very difficult: “like nailing jello to a tree” and “like herding cats”. This version simply implies, humorously and a bit gruesomely, that one is, in fact, attempting the impossible.
John’s attempt to get this three kids to bed after they each ate a bag of Halloween candy is like trying to nail jello to a cat.