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60% lager 40% breeza, drink in high proportions only.
Pour slow fast slow fast slow slow again then finish turbo fast whilst looking intently.
If you don't spill a bit, go again.
'Alwite moosh let's get on the turbos'
'Chavvie why you so pissed? sorry pal I've been on the fukin turbo shandies since 11am and its my stag do.'
'Me and my pals when to budpast and the stag got so drunk off turbo shandy he vibrated and caught cerebral pawsy'
A Nut you Can release only when your balls reach max capacity.This nut will cover your entire bed with semen 3 feet high. One has to finish the length of a hundred NNNs to achieve this nut. It will also make you shoot blanks for 5 months afterwards.
Person 1: yo, I just did that Mega super duper uber hyper extra turbo ultra nut XL
Person 2: Legend states no one has ever survived, how did you do it
Turbo Banging (verb): The act of having sexual relations with someone in a rough and turbocharged manor. Getting fired up and expelling all your energy into repeated hard thrusts.
"I turbo banged Meghan so hard last night she wont walk straight for a week!"
"Turbo banging is how I roll'
When a man licks another mans booty hole aggressively while blowing in his anus at the same time. Made famous by a North Raleigh man when he offered to give Turbo jobs to other men in exchange for working on performance vehicles. Similar to a rim job.
The other day I gave a guy a turbo job.
A chem (drug) in the fallout New Vegas universe. It is a jet inhaler with the opening facing inwards towards a hair spray can, which it is duct taped to. Oddly enough, despite being named turbo, it has the effect of slowing everything down, including the player, their move speed, their attacks, enemies attacks, their move speed, etc. Outside of this context, a turbo is a device used in the automotive industry, which boosts the acceleration and top speed of a car by increasing the amount of air that enters the engine through its ability to compress air, which means that in a given amount of space there are more oxygen particles than there would be otherwise without the turbo, and thus, combustion capabilities are increased.
That fiend took turbo and they've been tweaking on that mattress for 4 hours now. I wanted to snatch the mentats in their pockets but they were shaking so violently I didn't dare to touch them.
Turbo is God. He is the best and fastest snail ever. Change my mind. Go ahead. Try.
guy: "whoa that snail are fast..."
other guy: "Yes is Turbo he is fast."
*eye of the tiger begins to play*
guy: "OH MY GOD IT'S A SIGN FROM THE SAVIOR"
the special ed child got sent to an asylum for going turbo in a police station