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The act of pulling back the foreskin of a penis and pouring hotsauce on it before replacing the foreskin to its original position.
Yo this baddie gave me a mexican turtle last night!
Bro... have you tried the #mexicanturtlechallenge
An athlete who is very old but still competitive in their sport. They often put off retirement as long as possible and seem to have the same several hundred year lifespan of a sea turtle, hence the name. Even after retirement they may still be identified as a sea turtle. Examples include Kobe Bryant, Tim Duncan, and Peyton Manning.
Man, I can't believe Tim Duncan is still playing. Dude is definitely a sea turtle.
The act of filling a toilet bowl to the brim with feces, so it makes the shape of a turtle shell.
Dude I was turtle brimming the shit out of my mom's toilet so hard when I was home for Christmas.
Game played by young males when you whip out your cock in front of a snapping turtle and slowly move backwards tempting the turtle to follow your dick. If you make the turtle move three feet toward your penis you win, if the turtle bites your meat stick off before then, you lose. Winner keeps your dick. Please Note, you can only lose once at this game.
Male 1: Hey wanna play some Dick Chicken
Male 2: I can't, I lost in dick turtle yesterday
My sister was upset because she couldn't play dick turtle with us.
An unlikely pair. In their natural habitat they are unlikely to interact but when the universe aligns, their existences collide. Not necessarily playing to each others strengths yet surprisingly resilient and effective.
That Turtle-Hedgehog makes no sense, but they do make a great pair!
the best fortnite player ever better than ninja and in the clan infinity he beat all fortnite players in a 1v1 with a pickaxe and won 20000 times and is friends with sashasuishi101 burning fyre and panda squadron recently added lazarlazar.
ninja sucks turtle ryan is the best
The after effects of launching a turtle head.
You can tell those marks in the toilet were caused by a turtle sploosh.