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Twirling the lip of a bottle of vodka on your woman’s pussy lips, taking a shot, and licking her up afterwards.
Hey man, I just gave my girl a ‘vaginal screwdriver’ and I have to finish the job.
John: have u got your vaginal probe in yet
Betty: what the fuck are u on about
John: I need a clone of u pussy when I'm lonely u know
An event from an alternate universe (Hillary Clinton president of USA) where on September 11th, 2001, an all female group hijacked two airplanes and crashed them into the Twin Towers deeming them phallic symbols of oppression.
“I don’t know what event was worse here on Earth C-637, Pearl Necklace Harbor or Vagine-Eleven. Women are relentless.”
After delivering twins, Michelle's genitals were declared a vaginal disaster.
After woman on top sex, the man tries with all his might to stay inside her, while she uses her ULTRA STRONG VAGINA MUSCLES
Sarah and Shawn told me about their epic battle in vaginal wrestling last night!
The moist dock in which we males park our scurvy ships for an overnight squander.
pirate 1: "arr matey, we makin a stop tonight?'
pirate 2: "ye matey we goin to the vaginal wharf, arrr"
The epitome of a bottom-feeding, lowly, pathetic, disgusting, contaminated, genetic mutation of a person. Often attempts to be devious and vindictive, but lacks the intellect to execute the task properly. In their own eyes, the vaginal trash sees themself as beautiful, special, unique and amazing, but fails to understand that even when you polish a turd, it’s still a turd. Specializes in backstabbing and compulsive lying.
“Wow, Felicia. I’m so sorry you fell victim to that vaginal trash. Don’t waste your time with revenge. Either the karma train or an STD will get her”.
“Sorry to hear about your break-up, Joe. We’ve all been meaning to tell you that Allison is nothing but vaginal trash, but we didn’t want to hurt your feelings”.