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Verb, To give a thorough and proper disciplinary measure to an insubordinate little shit
Person 1: Bro, how did your date go?
Person 2: Shut up you fuck or I'll wax your head.
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the act of one man maturbating in a perversely disturbing way in front of a group of congress men and city officials. ranging from boy scouts to political leaders.
george w. bush:i can't wait to leave here...will you be waxing your fruit later for other political leaders and myself??
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(n) 1. The foam that dribbles from a rabid animal.
(n) 2. A person who is considered awesome/is revered.
(n) 3. A cola-flavored soft drink.
(v) 4. To do something in the best way possible.
(adj) 5. Really amazing.
1. "I think my dog is sick, he has rabid mammal wax coming from his mouth..."
2. "Oh man, he is such a rabid mammal wax...I'm so envious..."
3. "I don't have enough money to buy a bottle of Rabid Mammal Wax, this sucks."
4. "Wow, the soccer player really rabid mammal waxed that goal."
5. "The runner ran the race very rabid mammal waxily, thats why he won."
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Doing something so impressive that you awe all females in the vicinity so much that they all go get their pussy waxed in order to be presentable for you.
Man 1: Yo, I won that fight with a single punch, like BOP!
Man 2: Oh yeah?
Man 1: Yeah, son, you should have seen them bitch's faces! Maaaaan, I put the pussy on the chain wax!!!
Man 2: DAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMNNNNNN!!!!
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A bar that succeeds in taking you beyond your drink level!
We're out on a big one tonight so gonna have to head to the "wax bar"
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After burning a candle long enough for most of the wax to melt, blow out the candle and dip your penis into it for pleasure. This will also double as a slim fitting condom once the wax dries.
I didn't have any condoms and limited time for forplay, so I just used an Ambrosian Wax Wrap last night. Felt better then that fire and ice shit, plus its like a condom with a no slip grip.
“Cleveland Wax Jobs”. It just does the rear end as opposed to the Brazilian Wax job that gets it all. It’s a discount service for the poor or people who live an alternative lifestyle.
Her BF likes a clean bung hole, so she got the discount Cleveland wax job.