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Royal Weekend

When you have really good eventful weekend that feels like ages

1.)That was a Royal Weekend right there. Now it’s Monday...

2.) I just had a Royal Weekend and it felt like a whole week!

by TheDefinerConnoisseur May 19, 2019


weekend reporter

1.) The lone reporter in the ghost town of a newsroom after the five-day reporters head out to live normal lives. This reporter is responsible for anything that happens on Saturday and Sunday. Most of the time this means sending the reporter to a stupid event usually involving cute animals and children. This likelihood heightens during the summer months when festivals are rampant.

2.) Someone who has no life and has self image and self esteem problems. Probably has never touched a girl in their entire life.

3.) A sad, sad excuse for a person and a reporter.
4.) Awesome.

Reporter 1: Hey man, I'm going do something awesome this weekend. Do you wanna come with?

Weekend Reporter: I can't, if I don't come in the bunnies won't make page 5.

by reporter April 27, 2012


Weekends are for the pets

Aka. W.A.F.T.P.; A gesture that you should take some time out of your busy week to spend time your pets. You have been at work all week and you have barely spent any time with your pets. As we all know to five to six hours at home, in the late afternoon and evening, when your awake, is not much time; and on weekdays you usually have a lot of other things to take care of long before you can spend some time with your family and pets. If you have time to hang out with a bunch of your male friends to watch sports and drink, which for the record you could do any day of the week, not just Saturdays, then you have time to stay home, spend time with your family, including your pets, and have a good time together. The physical and emotional needs of your pets and your family come first. Even if you are not dating or married, if you have pet, you should be ensuring that their needs are being met adequately, before you go and hang out with your friends; and you should be spending a descent amount of time with your pet so they know that you care about them.

In some random conversation,
Boyfriend: I am going over to Kenny's house to watch football tonight.

Girlfriend: But you have not spent any time with me and Pabu all week. You should stay home and spend some time with us. We could a movie together.
Boyfriend: Sorry, but Saturdays are for the boys.

Girlfriend: Seriously. That is your reason. Sorry, but as far as I'm concerned weekends are for the pets. Please stay with me. You should spend more time with Pabu. He's your dog too.
Boyfriend: Okay. I'll spend the evening with you two then.

by Vanguard 1998 March 23, 2021


Boys Weekend

Something Ethan's all around the world LOVE. It's a time to get close and personal and cuddle your best mates on a weekend away at the Kyneton Bushland Resort.

Jayden: Ready for our Boys Weekend away?
Ethan: Yes I'm so horny for all the men out there!
Jayden: Alright mate.

by Ethan Stankic June 19, 2023


Weekend Degree

(n) A term used to describe the experience obtained by visiting friends at other colleges for the weekend, usually involving partying and drinking.

Lets go get a weekend degree at San Diego State, my boy has the hookup on parties and a place to stay.

by Joseph ("the god father") December 14, 2009


Safety Weekend

To have a weekend of all out partying with alcohol to determine your safe alcohol limit.

I'm going off to college next year I think I might have a safety weekend.

by Canesguy933 June 16, 2009


gay weekend

A weekend full of gay sex

"Dude, I had such a gay weekend."

by Fagatron9000 April 11, 2016