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What some website domains say when they're
A: for sale
B: the website is down
"I think I'm gonna go to *******.com, that's one of my favorite sites!"
Computer: *******.com: What you need, when you need it
"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Having clear vision of a unavoidable and bad decision on the horizon and agreeing to wait for the catastrophe rather than rush it.
"When grandma finds out I'm living with a woman shes gonna know I'm a lesbian, but I'll burn that bridge when I get there"
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rememebr when we played amogus and me when the sus amodus ligma bals
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Song #11 on Green Day's American Idiot CD. It is NOT about returning to school, this song is about Billie Joe Armstrong's father dying. This is the first song in which he confronted this issue, and I think it probably did him some good. However, I don't know him personally, so I can't say for sure. Green Day dedicated this song to the Hurricane Katrina victims at the concert I went to. A damn good song too.
Summer has come and past
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends
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A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
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Is a moment when a person has beaten the odds but has still lost for not seeing the bigger picture.
Shorten version(s): EWUWUL / WBL
You have lost this battle.
You have defeated only a small portion of our army.
Even when you win you lose.
Water Earth fire air long ago the four nations lived together in harmony then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked only the Avatar master of all four elements could stop them but when the world needed him most he vanished 100 years passed and my brother and I discovered the new avatar an Airbender named Aang and although his airbending skills are great he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone but I believe Aang can save the world (cue Avatar music)
Then everything changed when the fire nation attacked