Wood shop

When you talk about hot girls in wood shop... they don't call it WOOD shop for nothing.

"Man I love Wood Shop"

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pushing wood

slang for skateboarding. used by most skaters, and a lot of the times filled in as the occupation on their myspaces.

"whats one of your hobbies?"
"pushing wood."
"what?"
"skateboarding, you noob."

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chopping wood

for a guy to masturbate, or give a guy a hand job

Last night i got lonely and had to chop some wood. She chopped my wood last night.

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Hot Wood

A Hot Wood is the process of Farting in your partners mouth and your partner blowing it back into your asshole.

Doing the Hot Wood is the best thing that ever happened to me.

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morning wood

When you get a NARB (no apparent reason boner) after waking up, usually caused by a full bladder pressing against the prostate.

- Today I woke up with a boner the size of the Washington fucking Memorial.
- lol.

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insta wood

When a chick turns you on so bad that you go from limp to rock hard instantly.

Dude, when i saw your mom i got insta wood.

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Minor Wood

A partially erect penis. The beginning of a man getting turned on.

Wow that chick is hot, I'm getting minor wood.

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