A male who thinks that he is a wizard but he isn't because he always gets his male genitalia caught in his zipper.
Austin: Dude I'm such a wizard.
Anthony: Nah son you got so many zipper marks on your junk which makes you a zipped wizard.
The genitalia of a wizard that is so hot you can not bear the heat.
"It is hotter than a wizard;s dick in here".
"My grandma thinks it's as cold as a witches titty, I say it's hotter than a wizard's dick in this room"
A person with the power to bless anyone with the 24 hour no homo pass
A kid on the bus was a no homo wizard and he blessed me now I can do anything gay and I will still be straight for 24 hours.
I need to do see the snatch wizard for my yearly exam.
A dirty wizard is when you have anal sex with a female or male and just as you're about to cum pull out and cum on their face while saying a spell from Harry Potter ie (Expelliarmus, Avada Kedavra) also please note you have to be dressed up as a wizard if not it's just dirty
Here babe want to dress up and do the dirty wizard tonight
A male who reached the age of 40 and is still a virgin.
I knew that man when he was 30 and he was a wizard. He still has not lost his virginity at the age of 40 so he is now a proper wizard.