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A gun with a U-shaped barrel that allows self-described "genius" Presidents to cover themselves in ridicule when firing insults at Democrats.
“No Smocking Gun…No Collusion,” Trump boasted in his early morning tweeting.
“That’s because there was NO COLLUSION. So now the Dems go to a simple private transaction, wrongly calling it a campaign contribution…which it was not (but even if it was, it is only a CIVIL CASE, like Obama’s – but it was done correctly by a lawyer and there would not even be a fine. Lawyer’s liability if he made a mistake, not me).
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Adjective used to describe someone who has just taken a dump and may or may not have a nasty asshole. If said dump is taken before going to bed, said person can be described as, "going to bed guns hot". Once said person takes a shower or rinses out their asshole, they are no longer considered "guns hot". It can also be a specific "red flag" or "deal breaker" for people who think it's gross: "I won't sleep with a guy if he's comin' at me guns hot!"
I just took a massive crap and now I'm walking around guns hot!!!
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A large type of cannon that uses 2 or more rails (hence the name) that are charged with electromagnetic energy. They electromagnets propel a projectile at high speeds over great distances. These weapons do get very hot after use and therefore require great cooling power.
The US Navy is currrently working on a project to equip a new type of Destroyer with rail guns.
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jocular or jovial term used to describe a naughty friend
oh that son of a gun, he's so cute
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To get High or Im altered state of mind while being on the move from one place to another.
Fred’s been running and gunning since 7 am hope he doesn’t over do it .
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The most sick gun in existence, after the ray gun and death star.
Also the world's greatest irony...
HONESTLY....THE MINI GUN IS NOT MINI
My mini gun is better than your big gun.
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The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly
The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"
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